Strip clubs aren’t particularly the best place for some cheap fun. If fun is what you are looking for but you have no money, your best bet in your local amusement park. But seriously, even the dingiest strip club in Melbourne will require you to spend a little. However, this does not mean you have to save 6 months of you salary to treat yourself to a great strip club Melbourne experience. A visit to a nice club doesn’t have to break your bank. You can get a lot with just $100 and a whole lot more for spending more than $500.

Fun on a G-String budget

If you want to visit a strip club whilst in Melbourne then you can expect to pay at least $20 to $40 at the door. In Melbourne, most clubs are located around the same area and getting there is not much of a problem as there is ample public transportation to Melbourne’s CBD where most of the clubs are located. Remember to turn at least $20 into singles. Get a drink for about $10, sit back and enjoy the stage show. You can probably nurse 2 to 3 drinks during the performances. However, to get a lap dance you will need a little more.  If you skip most of the things that will be dangled in front of you, maybe you can get a $50 lap dance but that is really cheap but possible. Some clubs hold promotions and will give out vouchers to entice punter to try their services. This is useful on so many levels and can really help you make the most of the little money you have.

Fun on $500 budget

If you have $500 to splurge in a strip club, there is quite a lot of things you can experience.  $500 can get you more than just your average lap dance but you can get a VIP room experience. A lot of strip clubs make their money with bar sales but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your visit if you are not a drinker. If you are up for some fun and are a good tipper, you will attract dancers eager to please and help you part with as much of your money as possible. A lot of strip clubs also offer food menus or they have low-priced buffets laid out for customers. You can get your grub on whilst you are enjoying the kind of entertainment you wouldn’t get elsewhere.

Fun on a $1000 budget

A $1000 is a lot of money. There is so much you can with that kind of money. You can definitely afford to visit one of the swanky strip clubs with better quality service. You might get a private VIP room lap dance, make it rain on a couple of stage performers and have a legendary night to tell for months.  The point is. No matter how strained your financial situation is, there is always a way for you to have some fun in a strip club Melbourne.

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